Perching on the porcelain can be very boring when you have nothing to do but poo. But fear no more, as excretion expert Hugh Jassburn has put together a compendium of entertaining activities and informative fun that will make you want to stay put, even if you don't need to go. Doing a number two will never be the same again. "Every toilet should have a copy of this book next to it". (Frank Aeces, What Toilet? magazine). "From poo puzzles to poo facts, pooing has never been so much fun". (Dr Dum Ping, Poo Monthly).