Well, after years of torturin from Big Sally-Ann, we finally gat le money up for a feg run til Benidorm. But sure it wasn't all lat straighforward. Sure is it ever when me an thon big eejit's about? So if ya wanna hear about scum in the sun, Sticky Vicky an an Abba tribute act lat'll have le tears runnin down your legs, read on! Here's me whhhaaaaa? GRASSY ARSE! The third installment in the Maggie Muff saga - sure it's pure filth like - but a geg!