- Recyclable Body Fluids in Human Form
- Identity Exchange Program Rectum Return Policy
- Solar Panel Asses
- Live from the Russian Compound
- Earwax Halo Manufactured for the Champion in All of Us
- Wet Dream War Machine
- Listen, The Mighty Ear Is Here
- Who Wants a Dose of the Clap?
- Teenage Mustache
- How to Become a Virgin
- Anything Jesus Does I Can Do Better
- Late for a Double Date With a Pile of Atoms in the Water Closet
- File Under ´Soft Core Seizures´
- Practiced Hatred
- PSst! Is That a Halfie in Your Pants?
- The Half-Eaten Sausage Would Like to See You in His Office
- Pulling the Christmas Pig by the Wrong Pair of Ears
- Can We Get Another Nail in the Coffin of Culture Theft?
- Your Mantel Disguised as a Psychic Sasquatch
- Twenty-Three Lubed Up Schizophrenics With Delusions of Grandeur
- Captain Gaydar It´s Time to Wind Your Clock Again
- Priest With the Sexually Transmitted Diseases Get Out of My Bed
- Pickup Truck Full of Forty Minutes